Yay the apprentice is back (although quite how many apprentice’s Sir Alan will hire on the programme yet subsequently fire later on in is yet to be seen…) This year all the candidates are utter utter arses; the boys are clearly divided into rugged, (handsome) doers and the annoying wingers. The girls seem to be either Psycho bitches or backstabbing bitches - although there does seem to be one genuinely nice woman (Helene Speight I believe her name is) They also all appear to be slightly feckless - I’ve found myself cringing more in these last two episodes than I did in four of the last series.
The second I saw the candidate Kevin Shaw, I was stunned - surely this is a joke! Was that Matt Lucas as Daffyd? Oh no…my mistake…

The latest task - “pub grub” (as named by Sir Alan himself. When writing that I feel like his first name is Sir, second name Alan…peculiar) was amusing but the winners were predictable
I do have to questions someone’s intelligence when the psudo head chef decides to use half pizzas in the place of whole when supplies get low (because no one will notice), and equally I have to question the authenticity of the girls bollywood dancer who seemed to be stripping…

Lotsa Love
Kat
xxx