There once was a teenage girl called Kat
(She’s the author of this blog - you should know that!)
Kat enjoys buying wonderful new tops
Especially ones from those new online shops
For a party, the perfect one she found
It was gold and lacy, which suited her too the ground
However at home she was completely non-plussed
To find the hem on the sleeve had bust!
Luckily her mum came to her aid in this glitch
“don’t worry my dear, it can be fixed with a stitch”
And so stitched she did, and Kat partied all night
But when the top was washed, along came another fright!
The top had been shrunk and was all out of wack
When Kat put it on it it looked like a sack
She was distraught, upset and stunned
Would the shop take it back and give her a refund?
Well the story must be left hanging in mid air
As only time will end this dastardly affair

So I hope you enjoyed this little ditty
But please be kind and leave me some pity