On my phone, I can’t work out how to name photo’s, which is very annoying when it comes to downloading because I have no idea whether the photo I want is file DS560 or DS667! So I decided to go use the manual. I tried to open the pages but found they were stuck together…not with coffee or anything normal…but with SPIDER JUICE from the biggest, hairyest thing in the history of arachnids which had been squashed in the book. Well actually I have no idea if it was hairy, I just saw one leg (which was thick and brown) and threw it across the room screaming. Its giving me goosebumps and shivers just thinking about it. I know I should be grown up and just…deal with it…but I don’t like it.
Why do dead, or should-be-dead things keep finding me?! Kirstin concluded that Karma hates me, but I don’t know what I did to make it hate me!
Lots of Love, a very cursed
Kat
xxx
ps, its official, my rabbit is a retard. Its sitting in the middle of out hosepipe rack, licking the hosepipe. Now last time I tried, hosepipe didn’t taste so good. Maybe things have improved?
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You have tried licking the hosepipe before? You astound me continually. If that is even a word. Or perhaps it is continuously. Maybe both are correct. Who knows?!
:D
As of now, I proclaim, both are right.
(Yes, sadly as a child it was really funny to turn the hosepipe on and then stick it in your mouth and blow your cheeks up like a water ballon…)
It’s cos you went to Karma’s house one night and pissed on it’s head whilst it was sleeping.
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